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A comical Ray Manzarek interview
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- Good evening everybody, I´m Jim Ladd. I´m showing only my back to you because the artist of this shitty strip wasn´t wise, or willing and disposed to search an actual picture of meee...Anyway, we have a special guest here tonight: Ray Manzarek. Now turn off the lights, lit a spliff, but leave your computer on so you can ready it. |
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Ray: Wow, man! I was at the beach, Venice, that day, a bright sunny
day in LA. The school was over, now I was thinking 'what
am I going to do with my life?' So I took a nap. Jim (serious): Hm. Ray (deep voice): And I started to dream with this real demon, you know. Jim: Woa!
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Jim: Pretty scary... Ray: Oh no, no! It was a good dream, actually. Very simbolic, very watery, very jungian, you know? Jim: I see.
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Jim: So you were dreaming... Ray: Yes, right, and ... aaaa ... suddenly behind this demon appeared 8 doors. It was like he was offering it to me. I could choose one and he would be able to open it for me. Jim: hm.
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Ray: Then I realized that in each door there was something writen.
Ray: I could read: economics, film, cab driver, lunatic, bum - and there was a scary one: doom! Jim: wuu! wew! |
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Jim: Mystery solved! Ray: No! Next door would be 'bathroom'. That ruined any chance of explanation. Jim: Too bad. Ray: But next door was even more intriguing, it said 'perception'. Jim: Hm... Ray: Yes, at first I thought 'what a stupid...hey! wait! It could be Aldous Huxley's Doors of perception or William Blake'.'That's it' I said to the demon, 'I want this one!'. Jim: Good choice. Ray: Then I opened my eyes and...There was Jim, running on the beach...I said 'Hey! Jim, Over here!' What a cosmic coincidence! He didn´t looked so I ran over him and it wasn´t him! Jim: Hmm, too bad. Ray: Yes, but it was Ian Astbury's father, looked very much like Jim at the time...so I got back where I was and started thinking again: 'Yeah Ray what you gonna do about your life?' and fall asleep again. |
